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Here is the English Version:

Power cuts cause resentment in Vietnam (Feature) - Monsters and Critics

In my opinion, power cuts will be a common problem from this point forth until Tariffs for electricity increased by another 200% within next 2 years!

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i am in hanoi now ... dun noe where to go and what to do.. i am a complete noob here.

Any seniors, junior or engineer free to go for beer or have FL to introduce to me, please PM me.

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hello fellow bros, since the thread is a bit quiet, let me share my latest clean traditional massage in Hanoi.

This chain has i think 3 outlet, operated by Huong Sen Institue of Acupuncture.

For both ladies and man.

The joint i went offer VIP rooms but i went for the normal package VND180,000
Pay and change, soak into a big urn filled with medicated herbs, followed by jacuzzi & steam room.

Proccee to the massage room, attended by a young lady, btw they have a lot of working staff (40? or more).

Massage are through and good strength, comes with gua sa, hot bean end with hot towels cover over u. oh i forgot, and some eye drop as well.

after changing, u may go to the eating place for free tranditional herb rice and porridge.

Address:
49 Thai Thinh Str, Dong Da Dist, Tel: 04 38533798

it is behind a acupunture hospital in case u have problem finding.

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hi bro,

Good FR, i up you!

They used to have 3 outlets but now only 2. The one at 22 Ta Hien in Hoan Kiem district is under renovation. So only the other 1 left at Long Bien Hotel.

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Last week (22 Jun), went to a clean massage place with Nxxmlo, address: 3, Lang Ha, Ba Dinh.

In all, we spent some 1.5 hrs enjoying some solid full body massage and foot massage. They even put cucumber slices on our faces while they massage. Quality of girls, only average, but service was good. The girls were friendly and quite playful (in the clean sense).

Dmg: Think it was aboyt 150,000 VND per pax. Tipping amount depends on you.

If you want good full massage, this may be the place you wanna consider.

(And btw, if you are hungry after the massage, just cross over the road to 2, Lang Ha where there is a Vietnamese fusion restaurant (the name quen roi). The bbq lamb meat was siok!! Price was a little on the high (but what the hack, to us Sinkaporean, still cheap). 2 con gai + Naxxlo plus me = 900,000. VND.

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U ate like few days not eaten....

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oh yes... thats the one i went, more ex, i believe its VND200,000. Cuase its near my office in Ngyuen Long Bang.

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Anh oi, em doi bung ma. hungry hungry after massage

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U no release why hungry?? :confused:

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Xiao Ting (小婷)
Age: 25
Looks: 7/10 (Pleasant and kind of like GND feel...)
Figure: Refer To Pictures..
Boobs: B Cupper
Catbath: No try.
Frenching: Depends Chemistry
BBBJ: Depends Chemistry
FJ: Provides, damage please nego before hand.
CIM/COF: N.A
COB: Allows
Auto-Roaming: Allows
HJ: 8/10 (Slow & Steady, never rush for end...)

Massage: 8/10 (100% defintely better alot TN's piano types, but cannot say sibeh good... Overall, it's worth a try... No regret at least...)

Damage: $60 / 60mins ~ 90mins / 1shot HJ

For other services like BBBJ/FJ, please nego with her directly...

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When are you going to plan our visit to see your future in law up north.:D

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i know he got Mother-in-law in Thailand.

I know he got Mother-in-law in southern Vietnam

u mean now he even got Mother-in-law in North Vietnam!!!

No Shit!!! so many Mother-in-law!!!

Becareful.. when u re-arrange the letters in Mother-in-law.. u get "Woman Hilter!"

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OIC......must be too many so called "short gun" married.:D:D

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U 2 having duet??? :rolleyes:

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yah, we tired to singing Vang Trang Khoc liao ma!!!

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Last evening, took a xe om without helmet and was stopped by the Cong An.... Talked to me for few mins then I opened my mouth.

Me, "I don't speak Vietnamese."
Police, "Where you from."
Me, "Singapore."
Police, "ok, go."
I was surprised.... why dun ask money from me??? :D

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Received a lot of PM and went out with some samsters in Hanoi. This posting is not direct at any person but just Naemlo's rules of engagement.

For PM,
1. Do not ask me for gers' contacts. I am not a pimp or OKT.
2. Do not ask me questions which can be found in this thread.

Misc,
1. Do not tell me eat anything. Tell me straight what you want to eat.
2. Do not tell me cheong anywhere. Tell me what you like, example soft music with gers or loud disco. I encountered a few times, commented this place is boring.
3. Show some sincerely, buy me the first meal or drinks. The next will be shared. You can always dun look for me if you are unwilling to pay for it.
4. Do not call me last min. Inform me earlier cause I myself also have my own life.
5. Do not call me after 9. Life is simple in Hanoi, sleep early. Everything close early at about midnight. So if you call me at 9.30, by the time we meet is 10 plus. I dun want to go and close shop.

Bear in mind the following, so dun ask me what to do. You tell me what you want.

1. Local KTV starts in the afternoon and closes at about midnight, if you intend to pick pretty SYT, you have to go before the Vietnamese men knock off at about 4. If you thinking of going in the evening, then you can go ahead without me. The reason is simple, prettier gers are chosen and what left are leftover. I met some samsters who pick gers like choosing wife. In the end, moody, complains no ger. Also my Vietamese is almost nil so dun ask me to help get the ger out for bonk.

2. Boss and Hanoi KTV starts at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. Gers are definitely prettier and more expensive. Most speaks English. This place will be expensive, a night will cost about 200USD for a cheap bottle of whiskey or Brandy and gers hours. I dun go this place unless it is for business. So if you want to go, either you can go yourself or you pay for my share. Of cos I will pay for my own ger tips and bonk.

3. Japanese KTV starts at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. Gers are attractive and most speaks English. There is an entrance fee per person and bottle of whiskey or brandy is cheaper than Boss or Hanoi KTV. Gers earn money by tips and lady drinks.

4. Most Pubs start at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. There are few pubs with attractive waitress who will company you chat and drink only. Do not ask me to get them out for a night. You need a lot of time to get them out unless you are like my idol, Richard Gere.

5. Disco in Hanoi start at about 7 in the evening and closes at about midnight. I seldom go cause the blast from the speakers are just too loud.

6. Hanoi GL open till very late and has lots of ugly gers so I dun go there. If you want to go, u can go alone. I'm tired of samsters choosing wife there.

7. Massage palour closes at about midnight. Most offer HJ, dun ask me about BJ or FJ.

8. BBBJ joint closes at about midnight. It is simple joint. Go in, a ger cleans your dick, HJ follows by BBBJ, HJ again till u cum. Tips the ger and pay the owner.

Will amend or add more details as time goes by.

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Yes sir...I broke some of your rules but you still love me deep deep...hahhaaha:p

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Cause u r zhu zhu's favor.

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Someone press your balls or step on your toes.:)

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Nothing, just before World cup match, nothing to do so posted it. I hate ppl asking me for gers' contact via pm.

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If I handsome, I won't be alone everyday. :D

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Hi, any happending place around Sheraton, Hanoi ?

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A lot....:rolleyes:

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wow... if u r not handsome than i must be super hyper ugly liao lor... how's life mate??? pass week very free call u but ur hp is off... btw can i ask for gers contact from u bo??? lolz... wait kana zap... keep in touch... will be busy until aug... contact u during that time thn we go out have FUN ok??? but share share hor... i am a very POOR man... :D

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When my viet mobile is off means I in other country. U always busy.

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hello all bros,
Just to make things clear, we are here to share whatever little knowledge we had about Hanoi. We are not pimp or sex guide.

please do not PM me like as if i am a pimp, etc" can u please provide contact number of woman whom i can call" and please also have the decency to buy a local pre paid card, dun just leave me ur sg contact number and hotel, what u expect me to do? go pick u up and bring u for a fuck?

Btw i had a very good dinner in a korean rest today.... BBQ Pork ..... yum yum...

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Relax has a few new young chicks. There is also a twin.... they are my "daughters" so treat them well. :D

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You no watch Holland game ar, so free to post early early morning.