Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

ya that is the problem i normally finish my drinking session around midnight and will miss the 11pm deadline any other massage parlours will still take order ? thanks bro for any input. :)

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

bro, why not you enjoy the 2hours massage first only then you go drinking keke....

Problem With Stomach
 

Hi guys! I have a serious trouble with my stomach. My doctor said me get Loperamide. What you think about this drug??? Is it really good? He gave me this link for full information.
P.S. Problems began after I got milk shrimps and beer.

Re: Problem With Stomach
 

har ??? :eek: .. when did this thread become a clinic help desk ?? :D

no offence, bro .....
i think u have come to the wrong place for information abt ur stomach ...

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

hi brudder norice

i'm new to the spa tin but how does it work as in bkk??
Emmanuelle spa shows model rates does that mean that it is the damage for bionking e model? or do they offer FJ at all in the first place??

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

I think you've lots of reading up to do.

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.

STEP 2:
Select a girl from the fishtank or model's lounge.

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.

STEP 5:
Order some beverages.

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.

STEP 7:
Proceed to bed for fuck job service.

STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again. :D

END

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Haha, thats is a comprehensive idiot fool proof guide to cheong Soapy massage parlour.

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

HOW TO GET A FUCK AT A BKK SOAPY MASSAGE PARLOUR

STEP 1:
Go inside a soapy massage parlour.
But dun look like a blur sotong ...

STEP 2:
Select a girl from the fishtank or model's lounge.
Make sure u r looking at the big tank with gals sitting and not the fishtank with fish swimming inside...

STEP 3:
Make payment at counter.
Urgh ???? how come this is not my 3rd step ??? this usually is my last step ..

STEP 4:
Proceed to a designated room with your chosen masseuse.
U can asked for a special number room ...
but normally they dun give u ...

STEP 5:
Order some beverages.
Dun order too many things .. u r not having a party there ....

STEP 6:
Proceed to bathtub with masseuse. She'll bath for you and wash your hot dog clean clean.
Make sure bathtub is filled with water ... and check water temperature ...
u dun want ur dick get fried ...

STEP 7:
Proceed to bed for fuck job service.
hm ... normally we orledi start in the bathtub leow ...

STEP 8:
Before you leave give a tip if you feel the service is good and want to return to fuck the same girl.
Dun forget to get her tag number else u'll have a hard time finding her the next time u RTF ..

STEP 9:
Proceed to another soapy massage parlour and repeat from step 2 again.
After u have completed step 1

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Hi, Norice, you are right. I am now in Bangkok and went to "Tharn Thong" and I found the girl I mentioned. Strangely, she is now known as "Teacher" and does not wear shorts like the other girls. She wear pants instead. I wonder why they are called "Teachers". Do they actually teach the younger girls? The room at Tharn Thong is nice, clean and large with proper shower facilities. Even if you are taking the Thai Traditional massage, you can take a shower. Other MPs like Subway, VIP, etc do not provide shower facilitiesor traditional thai massage - only for oil massage. I also took a quick peep into Seline and it does like a bath house. By the way, the papasan (Somchai) at Tharn Thong was previously from Subway. Speaks english.

Thanks, again, Norice.

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

ha..ha..u & Tony - two of u are funny men. I was so tempted to add on but anyway..all bros have a 'newbie' tag before.. Most importantly, in any activity - have fun..dun hesitate too much..;)

For soapy, step 5.5 is the "soapy-bed/chair/slide" u folks didn't highlight leh.. for the veteran, step 8.5 was secretly added. For step 9, "goto END if condition TIME>11pm is TRUE". For latebirds, substitute END with OTHER-ACTIVITIES.:D

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

For me it's more like, "Don't look like a carrothead or CASH KING." I'm here to get my 2 pops within two hours so don't expect me to tip THB1000 like CASH KING. Haha. :D

This is up to personal preference. Most of the times I see rich people pay only after fuck. :D

No wonder you're the CASH KING. So regular until can remember your favourite room in the MP. If OKT don't give you a special room. I'm sure if you tip him THB1000 he'll die die dig out your favourite room from the graveyard! Hahaha.

This bro icon also funny de. CASH KING adidas88 and me have already pointed out the SOPs. He also never provide any followups. Eg. How much to tip in a soapy massage parlour.

__________________________________________________ _______
Tony Stark's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
No tip because I dislike them for their bullshit. I choose myself and sometimes "interview" the girl.

[Waitress]
THB20

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: No Tip
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB200-300
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB300 (Used to be THB500 but I very giam siap these days)

__________________________________________________ _______
adidas88's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
adidas88 please fill in. I guess he sure give THB300. KNN.

[Waitress]
adidas88 please fill in. I guess he sure give THB100. KNN.

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: I believe he mentioned before no tip for fucked up service
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB1000 or above
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB1000 or above
__________________________________________________ _______

Luckily adidas88 don't cheong China BBS if not poor man like me kena see no up by BBS girls liao. Hahaha. :p

For Step 5.5 unless you choose a B-Course girl then you get the soapy slide body massage on a float mattress. However if you're taking a non B-Course girl. Depending on her service level she may or may not provide the soapy slide body massage for you in the bathtub.

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Tony Stark's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
No tip because I dislike them for their bullshit. I choose myself and sometimes "interview" the girl.

[Waitress]
THB20

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: No Tip
Good or excellent service with 1 shot: THB200-300
Good or excellent service with 2 shots: THB300 (Used to be THB500 but I very giam siap these days)

__________________________________________________ _______
adidas88's Tipping Scale

[OKT]
00000 baht. TMD .. why do we tip OKT when the gals do the job while they shiok shiok smoke cigarette and drink beer ...

[Waitress]
Depends. i always round up the amount when i pay.. thus that's my tips to them.

[Masseuse]
Average or fucked up service: 0000 baht
Good or excellent service: THB1000 or above (regardless number of shots)
Quality not Quantity. ... :D

__________________________________________________ _______

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Like that win liao lor. :rolleyes:

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Wow lau ee....I know a new term today....Tips' King, I thought only Cash King. Hahahahah!:D

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Now then you know? :rolleyes: This CASH/TIP KING always tip RMB400 to 2/5/8 system China KTV girls even when the default is only RMB200. ;)

How to cheong with this guy? Very pressurised one you know. Especially if you cheong Agogo bargirls. The girls will compare their customer's tips and payout. I'm sure you kena this before in Thailand. :D

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Hahahahah...tell me about it...yess..been though this ordeal with some old bachelor Cash King before!:D

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

hi brudder

thank for the infor, do u guys have the address too?
in your cheonging esp which mp have the best masseuse?
any die die must try place / masseuse??:D

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

I don't have the time to check out many MPs except for the Rachadapisek area....personal opinion in term of quality is Emmanuelle and special is Colzone2 (Nuru Nuru)...shouldn't miss it!:D Most SYT available when I am there last 2 weeks ago is Nataree!

Masseuse, you should choose your own:p As my taste could differs from yours!

Emmanuelle Massage

Emmanuelle is an entertainment complex next to Nataree massage parlour on Ratchadaphisek Road.
Phone #: 275-7474
Comments: The massage section of Emmanuelle is on the floor above the entrance, the massage area is quite lavish with a large fish bowl, with the standard and body massage girls costing 2,100 to 2,300 baht. There is also a ‘VIP model’ section which is about 20-30 girls , cost from 3,000 baht plus. (6.5-8.5/10)

Colzone 2 is near Robinson and Carrefour with a big sign that you wouldn't miss it!:D Good luck!

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Pics of Emmanuelle Massage

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../billboard.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...mmanuelle1.jpg

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...mmanuelle2.jpg


Map of Ratchada area

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...7/ratchada.gif

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Bro....you are the MAN......so detailed map with the pictures being thrown in.

So I assume that you have the same for Chang Ping.....I will arrange my schedule as now very busy with work and definitely come back to you!

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

bro, super good services this is very clear direction. what about Tharn Thong i was late last time and till now did not have chances to find our where is it located. t

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

]After spending a long day meeting and visiting supplier's site, I managed to return to the hotel in one piece. My didi started etching and without doing much research this time, I just went out to my favorite place, Caesars MP (as shown on Playman's map).

I went there at a good time, around 6pm... The best time is between 5-7pm. When I went in, i was greeted by 3 managers, service was better this time as I was neglected in my last visit. I was brought to the fish tank, I did not spend more than 5 sec since I targetted side liners today. to my surprise, there were about 20 of them, pricing between 3,600 B to 3,000 B for 1 1/2 hr (fish tank girls ar cheaper at 2,100 for 2 hrs). I had a no. of targets, I asked which of them were younger, Good that he mentioned 2, one of them was my pick. I did not hesistate and asked her.

Paid at the cashier, she jumped to me like a rabbit. so sweet.she smiled to me like she knew me and was my gf. I looked into her more closely, with ok make-up, 1.6m, small built, skin tan but smooth.. Always smiling. Within seconds, we arrived the room. Rooms here are always ok, no exception this time.

I asked her name, with her limited englilsh, we found hard to communicate but she was a nice person, always smiled. I also touched/hugged her and she reacted very strongly.. She told me that she was 20, and said I was 30.. Haha, I accepted it... We also danced for a while with my music in my phone although she quickly switched to her own, Thai dance music, which I liked as well. We undressed each otehr, piece by piece, she liked it very much and played around with my clothes. I took off her bra, Oh, relieved, it was no fake ball, and nice size, not too big, and light color nin nin. She was waring those school-type white under and bra, like a student. When I look at her taking her under, her face turned a bit red.. Oh, killer look..

Those foreplay was followed by Thai bath. She did it with heart althogh her skill was a bit amateur. Oh, she missed out the flute inside water as well.. HOwever, she washed my body in details and with care, like gf washing bf

Then, she asked me to sit on the edge of hte bed, she slowly knelt down and did a bj with dom dom. Her bj was only a bare pass in the beginning, but as I mourned, it sounded like an encouragement to her and she deepthroated more, more enjoyable. After a fe minutes, I pulled her up and brought her to bed. I started to caress her, kissed her (no da-cannon), and fingering her. oh, so wet.. Wait. is it KY ? yes, it is. forget about it is the practise with most thai girls as well. I stopped and worked on her 8/10 body and lovely face and smile. I slowly entered her, she started to mourn deeply but lightly.

The rest was SOP but whenever I looked at her, I was happy since she seemed to enjoy my move and bited her lips, eyes half-open. I had to ask her to turn away from me (ridng me with her back facing me) and also doggide with both bodies lying on the bed to avoid me shooting pre-maturely. After changing for a no. of postures, I exploded, and I felt that I released quite a lot..

Job done. Now, I had a look on her. Her make-up was partially melt, and she looked more natural. She looked beautiful..

We finished our shower, she finished her make-up. When i tried to take a pic. of her. she refused, saying no, no, internet, internet. She was so afriad that at one time, she seemed almost cried out. I stopped there since I understsood that she was serious. I said no worry, let's me memorize your face by looking into her for 30 sec. She smiled again and gave me a big hug. I forgot to pay her tips and she did not ask for it, which was quite rare.

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

thanks denny for the FR...
caesars again!!!!! just neevr seem to have any luck with that joint.... arrogant and lazy papasans thinking they are in hugo boss suit..treating us as invisible..

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Maybe, you didn't tip them a thousand bahts.

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

hahah, brother!!!!!
even ifi want to tip them, they have to DESERVE it..
if u in bkk, pm me

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

It seems that you hit it right with Caesars, I was there a few week back and we go in a group of about 6 people and they treat us pretty well even though none of us took any....a change attitude compare to the the time of Glory of Caesars MPs....when they are so popular.:p

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

realli long tiem nvr see u since last time ktv with wahpiang and u

ya agreed on caesar
10 yr ago hum.....and now still like tat omg....
suk soi 33 realli dead town man now :eek:

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

there is detail cp map and let me go search:rolleyes:

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

Been dead (just like artists names on bars) for last few years now. Popped by Oom Thong restaurant next door to Dali bar on xmas.. even this formerly acclaimed restaurant has lost the fizz. Gals at Dali bar on xmas night were looking bored with dragon lady mamasan twiddling their thumbs outside door. :p

Oops, this is rub down thread..

Re: Massage parlours in Bkk
 

I like the deco for caesars. Very roman feel. Too many MPs along Rachada. Therefore I stick to the norm i.e. Poseidon cos it is the biggest building there. :)