Male escort
 

Hi anyone here know where got vacancy for a male escort in KL area ... wish to escort a few ladies at the same time get some pocket money.... anyone ? As we can see all escorts are for men's... its also for women's and i know some agency will need a men... here I am... :p

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You have to go through an intensive interview with bro Dekuip aka GTM first. First test, you must be able too woo even any type of female species. For example, if you call out to a bird on a tree, she must come to you and sit on your shoulder. If you manage to do that, then you proceed to the 2nd test ... :D

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Ya loh... this test i oredi passed 20 years ago. I din have 1 bird on my shoulder but 10 birds! 6 on my right and 4 on my left shoulder. :cool:

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I have seen recruitment ads in the China Press central section. Male and female wanted. go get somebody u stand chinese for help....:D

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Interesting..male escort recruitment. I am not handsome so can't meet the requirements.

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I read the adverstisement, one of the requirement is age between 16 and 25. Any bro qualify?:D

Male escort
 

Bro Cracked-BoX,

Some of the requirements are -

1. Must be at least 5' 10" & above

2. Must weigh less than 100 kgs

3. Your dick must be at least 9" & above

4. You must be able to cum at least 3 times per hour and each 'session' must last at least 90 minutes

5. You must be able to 'woo' any woman/girls from 16 to 99 years old

6. You must like 'pussies' and be able to lick & suck them for at least 60 minutes non-stop

7. If requested by the 'client', you must be prepared to 'service' her non-stop for at least 24 hours non-stop

Look in the "Classified Adverts" in The Malay Mail and Harian Metro for job vacancies.

Good luck & happy bonking ! :D

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Alamak, I passed all the requierments except Requirement No. 3. Any exemption???

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In conclusion, male escort just like the gals we paid for bonking. Customer can choose them but they seldom have chance to select customer. Besides, customer expect them to serve them like king/queen and meet their desire needs. And the boys/gals get the money in return.

Requirements for male escorts
 

Bro 6" Boy,

How about Requirement # 6 ( licking & sucking "pussies" ) ???? :D How long can you do it ?

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Bro... u can pass requirement 4,5 and 6 arr... u very terror leh:p

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Not a requirement but more like a pre-requisite before you even come for the interview.

Go to Kowloon HC and do ALL the MILF there! IF your didi can "salute" all these MILFs with no lag time.. you pass the pre-req. If your didi only stand to attention to SYTs, consider a career change.

Why? Becoz your clients are all gonna look like the MILFs there except now you are servicing them instead of them doing you.

:p

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This thread reminded me of a joke

There was this African king who wanted to marry the sweetest young thing from the West. He had her "invited" over to his kingdom and ask will she marry him.

She knew she's a prisoner so she tried to get herself out of the predicament by telling the king she'll do so if he meets her 3 conditions else he has to set her free.

The King ponders for a while and said OK. So 1st condition. "I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring!"

The King snaps his fingers, "Ok I buy I buy" and after some time, his subjects came back with the BIGGEST diamond the girl has ever seen!! Damn... she didn't know the king owns one of the largest diamond land in Africa!!

Too easy... she kept thinking quickly.

Then she said, "I want us to live in the LARGEST mansion in France surrounded by the BEST vineyard."

The African King ponders longer this time... then he whips out his handphone, flips thru his stacks of namecard, made some calls to real estate agents, brokers, etc

and soon he tells her, "I've paid millions and now we own the BEST vineyard in France and they are clearing up another area for our LARGEST mansion! I build I build."

Stoopid, she told herself. Since he owns such a large diamond mine, he'll have LOTS OF MONEY.

She realized she has only one last chance to get herself out.... she thinks REAL HARD now....

Aha..... one condition no man can fulfill.

She turns to the King, smiled cheekily and tell him, "I love sex so I'll only marry man who has a 12-inch penis." <wink>

The King now seems really disturbed.... his face started turning pale. His mood darkens... he kept muttering to himself in his native African dialect... (if Dekuip, he'll keep saying LKH).

The girl smiled... aha, got you this time. 12-inch penis, my foot (no pun intended) hehe...

She tried to rub it in, "My dear King, I only enjoy if it's 12 inch else I dun feel a thing lor... How ar? You got 12-inch or not? Not an inch less and not an inch more wor. Hmm... come on lar... I luv to make love to you if you got the right equipment."

He kept shaking his head. And after a long pause... he took a few deep breathe.....

and then turned to her, with real sad face and said, "Ok lor.. I cut, I cut....."

:D

Re: Male escort
 

most of the time male escort get analised:D i hav a fren in miharja, u wanna go interview?

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Just wonder do they need to serve male client or not? If yes, then additional requirement are good bbbj skill and clean ass hole for anal sex.:D