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My usual pattern was to do short times all day in the Chinatown knocking shops and then head down to Blok M to find a free lancer for LT. No exactly Magellan, but I did mange to scout out some new places.

1) Internet Boards that have some Jakarta coverage almost all conclude that Berlian Massage and Kartika Massage are the Shiznitz in Chinatown. You can find these places next to each other the first alley south of Mangga Besar on Hayam Wuruk. Some people think I will never say a bad word about an Indo venue -- well you are wrong. Once again conventional internet wisdom sucks ass. Hunterman and I first visited Berlian, where we met a dozen very old, mostly fat, and almost uniformly ugly staff. We sat in the bar and gave it a chance over a Red Bull. There was one cute, bigger girl who attached herself to me and poor Hunterman had to suffer a parade of fugglies that represented the mamasan’s best effort to provide a young and thin companion. For 250K + a probable 50K tip I just couldn’t pull the trigger. Unable to procure two decent enough girls in the joint we walked next door to Kartika. Wow no shortage of “girls” here. Must have been well over forty girls in cocktail dresses, problem was there were all fat, ugly, old and extremely pushy! I felt like I was in Adelitas in TJ. I mean were did all these fat ugly women come from. I had one huge specimen whose mission seemed to remain in my field of vision no matter where I tried to look. We quickly excused ourselves. Sometimes the internet sucks; guys are pimping 300K ST in these places when close by you can spend 210-250K to fuck extremely hot sweet young things with good attitudes. You can check these places out but don’t forget your cattle prods.

2) Here is a great new place I checked out HOTEL TRAVEL. A place where you can check-in and never have to leave to have your fun! Here’s how to get here; Exit Lokasari Plaza by turning left onto Mangga Besar. At the first traffic light turn right. On your left you will quickly see Atlantis Massage parlor (home of the Balls Massage) and about 150 meters past this you will see the grey windowless front of the Hotel Travel! The lobby here must have the coldest damn aircon in all of Jakarta. Rooms are cool here, a standard will set you back 266K net. You get a decent sized room with a low soft mattress, and the head board is a giant mirror that runs to the ceiling. Also there is a huge window from the shower into the room so you enjoy the bathing show. Room decors are a little dark and the window has a lovely view of a brick wall. But hey the aircon rocks and it’s built for sleazy fun. I am gonna give it a try next time. They also have a Royal suite with your own Karaoke room in the front and a whirlpool Jacuzzi in the bedroom (500K.)

Now the fun stuff. Take the elevator to the second floor and tell the friendly staff either Massage or Karaoke. Porker and I checked this out around 11:30PM and this hallway was littered with very tasty karaoke girls, but our mission was at the massage center. The massage center closes at 1AM and I think opens at noon or 1PM. Inside here you will find a very very good fish tank were you can see the girls but they can’t see you. There is a very helpful mamasan that isn’t pushy at all. She indicated that there are 25-30 girls there and I saw 15 in the tank and another half dozen loitering or eating outside the tank. Here it is truly point and click. An hour is 210K plus 50K tip. I had a real hard time choosing because there were really too many hotties in the tank. Also the girls are sitting down so you can’t get the whole picture. However, you could kick back with a drink on the sofa and watch whore vision as long as you wanted. When we where there four off duty Polisi were enjoying some beers and the view. I picked a real cutie who I thought would be tall and stacked, but when she stood up I saw I had another spinner, but boy is she hot.

The short time room was a great a very pleasant surprise from the usual ST rooms I have seen in China Town. Here you got a big room, with a large shower with a sliding glass door. There is a huge mirror along side the bed and another on the ceiling above the bed. This room rocked. My girl was excellent and this was a truly great value. When I exited I couldn’t believe how hot and diverse the girls looks and body types were. Will I return here: Fuck Yeah! Also this street is chuck full of what appear to be very interesting joints and when we left around 12:30AM there was lots of good looking friendly ladies in the streets. Definitely merits further research!