No problem. christmas coming mah so good cheer spread mah.
christmas...rainy season memories. 2 year back drink in emerald hill atas one, light drizzle outside cold inside with live band and beo beo beo charbor. but singapore action very rare, action probability also directely inverse with alcohol intake one ma HA.
then we backside itchy decide go whorechard towel! all the bro raise hand ON and fast hand fast leg march there under rain. went the pinoy girl pubs a lot of action everypeople drink until siao and happy cos christmas coming mah.
our brardur group got one LOTR smeagol/papa smurf look-alike character one, his look is like that one mah but he good bro and we always take care him one since he smaller sized easier drunken lo, but smaller size easy to handle...
as we party with the angmoh and ah neh and local and pinoy people, we discover papa smurf not around. we went out to look for him high low everywhere even toilet stalls.
we found him in one of the closed door bars....
PAPA SMURF!! (not his real name lah withheld for privavy) He turn to face us very slow like chinese dracula with super happy grin on face from the neh neh pok valley his face was buried in cos he short. and where we find him...
in one of the ladyboy pub!! whole place had tall and slender and perfect plastic ladyboy, all swaying away slowly like some terminator movie hell factory setting plus thumping muzik .... the thai heshe terminatoress with him had one nippurl out and papa smurf keep rubbing his nose gently across it
Papa Smurf: HIIIiiiii bros.... join me.....join me leh.... (beckoning at us with high dazed look)
(ME thinking): okokok snap out of it snap out of it, think and ask my numbahtoo to chip in the reasoning...... get him out get him out don't join in! the whole pub people was born male for tigong's sake!
happy to say. our mission to resuce him success. one of the more drunk and siao big sized bro stomp in past me haul him out bodily. heng ah small bro easy handle, link to first point above.
next day we swore never to tell papa smurf what really happened since space-time-continuum fabric will tear one.
okokokokok.....okbutthen....
i told him about it the next week we met up and i made sure the brardur group critical mass gao gao with at least 10 people present. keesiao laff to the max.
Nice to chee you all ah,