Once i met a bro at TD for drinks. before that he go massage or dunnowhat something. i was late...
When i got here i saw him staring into space.
me: Bro....you okay anot.
bro: what? me oh ha ya ok ok.
me: ok.
2 hours later i see him like sucking on something in his mouth macam revelling in some aftertaste of a meal.
me: bro....you okay anot..
bro/smacking lips bro: i tell you bro. today i go pang sai never wipe cos office there toilet no paper. but the girl give me AR very professional still AR me spickspan clean siah never complain.
me: then what is the problem?
bro/smacking lips AR recipient bro: i totally forgot i never wipe i only remember now cos i rushing to the massage session!! she french me afterwards knn that time i thought she eat nutella or what why got nutty nut smell and taste one!
me:
bro/jiak sai: cb..... (draws heavily from his cigarette) come bro cheers (offer me his glass to yumseng).
me: orh cheer bro (i make sure the edge of his glass knock against the lower part of my glass cos i don't want to jiak sai)
later, i go to toilet to laff until half dead and then text all the people jiaksai and i were close to.
To the masseuse who probably will never read this. limpeh salute you hahahahaahahahah
