LOL!
Reminds me of a BKK trip long ago with a chiobu.
Decided needed a massage and feeling generous asked to local guide to bring us to high end massage place...
Car journey was super long 30-40min, drive past all the MPs, machum entire building look like former CK Tang facade, but more mod looking and guide says:
"This is where the guys and biz men like him to bring them to (fish tank types I think)... But not for guys with GF lah.. and winked at me..
then we reach a super ulu place, machum edge of jungle and when we reach a clearing, a beautiful colonial house almost like a palace appeared.. Reminds me of Is-tana
Recep and waiting areas were, super high classy and lux, looks like guilded in GOLD (you will know why shortly), floral tea and a menu was presented (not ordering lunch or dinner la... a menu of different types of massage!)
KNN mostly were 2hr packages for the equivalent of nearly S$300 ($150/hr) The most expensive was like S$600 for 2hrs and finish off with a bath in (goats milk? wahlau, so ex u would think it's unwed Siambu's lactating mother's milk)
We decided on a couple room, led to a beautiful room decked in wood finish and smells like Camphor ... Haizzz no chance... 2 beds side by side with no partition nor screen
The 2 MLs took nearly 15mins to arrive even though we were supposed to start at 3pm. They came at 1515hrs
Waaa Seh! Both like Sumo wrestlers (I swear u could have mistaken them for Sumo champion Hakuho, only more tan). Likdat:
With palms like BaJiao fans, I think can strangle us to death with one hand.
1.5hrs into the massage at 1645hrs both disappeared.. I thought going to get warm towels or scrub etc.. but at 1700hrs the recept came in with 2 ornate tea cups and nice smelling Jasmine (or Lavender) tea and said: "times up...WTF! $300/1.5hr = $200/hr)
The most damn expensive massage in a cheap country where u can get a massage downtown for less than S$10/hr (foot massage was $8/hr) some more nothing to look see... except so much flab u won't want to grab... LOL!
Entered Black Shop... Boarded Pirate's Ship... Jialat anot?