[DiAprilani]

Originally Posted by Slowpump

There's another one claim to be DBS bank which i recieved call yesterday. A recorded msg in English & Mandarin says there's a problem with my a/c and to press 0 to speak to a officer. So i hit 0 just to troll the fuckers.

It went like this:
Atb: Sir, i'm calling from dbs ........ there is unaurthorised activity on your a/c. Are you aware? (something to that meaning but my Mand. fuckup so....)
Me: Wor yau...
Atb: Please tell me you full name.
Me: Wor yau...
Atb amused: You want - what you want!??
Me: Wor yau tiao ni jibai...lol
Atb: Tama de blah blah balh..
Me: Huh? Pu ke yi? Tiao ne piku ke yi ma...
Atb: disconnected...

Haha good one