[Valerians]

As I mentioned, Sally and I had a very formal relationship until one day. I broke up with my girlfriend of three years and I was in a very foul and bad mood. Didn’t want to talk to anyone. Sally saw me unlike my usual self, she approached me and ask,

“Hey, anything happened? Are you ok?”

I looked at her and told her what happened.

My girlfriend betrayed me and left with another guy.

She told me, “Forget it lar. Just a girl. Don’t worry and I want you to forget her in ten days.”

I was shocked by her approach and though I was very sad at that point of time, I had to remain cool and calm and I told her,

“Of course. I will be better and recover in no time.”

She said let’s go for a drink and tell her more. I agreed.

After work, around 8 pm, we headed to a pub near Clark Quay for drinks. We ordered two beers and I wanted to make her high, so I asked,

“Want to play games? Loser drink.”

She agreed and said, “Why leh? You want me to be drunk izzit? What do you wanna do to me?”

This kind of sentence really triggered off my little brother and made me forgotten that I had just broken up with my girlfriend this afternoon. I told her,

“If you don’t dare then we will just have a boring beer session and talk about work loh.”

She was game and our game began.

Me: “How many boyfriends do you have before?”

Sally: “Hmmm… Don’t want to tell you.”

Me: “Then you drink one mug of beer right now!” (Angry look.)

Sally: “Ok lar. Joking only. I got four boyfriends in total plus the current one. Four ex and one current.”

Me: “You sure?”

Sally: “Of course lar. You doubt me?”

Me: “Yes, I doubt your calculation.”

Sally: “??????”

Me: “It should be four ex and two current. One part time and one full time.”

Sally: “This kind of thing got full time or part time meh. What is the difference?”

Me: “Got lar. It is very common. You don’t act leh. Full time that means me and you lar. Part time that means you and your weekend boyfriend. I five days he two days. Haha.”

Sally: “Why did you say that? Later my boyfriend hears this and break up with me how?”

Me: “Then you can concentrate loh. Only one boyfriend which is me!”

She pinched me so hard and she was giggling and she was sitting really close to me. I was already very hard and I had to cross my legs to prevent her from seeing my big brother. I then asked her about her relationship with her boyfriend. She told me they were together for three years and previously they were from the same office and she snatched him from another colleague.

Me: “Wah, why you do that? You like him a lot?”

Sally: “Nope. Just the thrill of it.”

Me: “You like to steal people’s boyfriend?”

Sally: “All women like that. Especially if you do not like that woman and after you stole her boyfriend you will feel like a winner!”

Me: “That is cruel, but I like it!” (Thinking to myself you are dead tonight and you are mine!)