[bigbirdbird]

The Code


A young man in a Corvette yelled at Susie and her friend, "Hey, Susie! How ya doin'?"

Susie yelled back, "Hi, Sixty-Four! Doing great. See you later." Susie's friend thought Sixty-Four was an odd name and commented so.

Susie explained, "That's because he has six inches, and he's good for four times a night."

Later, a guy in a BMW yelled out and Susie yelled back, "Hey, Seventy-Two! How are things?"

"Seventy-Two?” asked her friend.

Susie explained, "He has seven inches, but he's only good for twice a night."

Then a guy rode past on a bicycle and gave Susie gave a shout.

She replied, "Hey, Johnny Walker! How's it going?"

When he was out of sight, Susie's friend said, "Wait a minute. I know him. His name isn't Johnny Walker. Johnny Walker is a licquor."

Susie replied, "So... you've broken my code already!"