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Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

Fast Asleep


A man and a woman fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, at 4 am, a ringing noise came from outside.

The woman, somewhat bewildered, jumped out of bed and shouted at the man, "Oh no! That should be my husband!"

The man quickly got up from the bed, scared and naked.

He jumped out the window like a crazy man, crashed to the ground, got up and went straight through a thorn bush, then he got up and started running as fast as he could to his car ...

A few minutes later, the door opened and the man stood, panting, dirt and scratches everywhere. He shouted, "I'm your husband, mad cow!"


And the woman said: "Oh, yeah? And why were you running, you bastard?!?"

Hahahaa this is classic!