Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
A guy says to his best friend "Oh man, I'm so screwed!"
His best friend asks him "Why are you screwed?"
The guy responds "Well my girlfriend took me out to dinner with her parents, and gave me a handjob under the table..."
His friend says "DUDE Thats awesome! Why are you screwed though?"
The guy says "It was a glass table."
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