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Old 30-05-2019, 07:11 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A shepherd goes to a television programme.
A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, "What was the best day of your life?"
The shepherd answers, "Well...the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in the mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village's square and everyone fucked it."
A second man of the viewers asks him, "And the second best day of your life?"
And the shepherd, "Well...the second one was when in lost a sheep in the mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village's square and everyone fucked it."
So, after that, a third man of the viewers stand up and asks, "And the worse day of your life?."
"The worse day of my life was when I got lost in the mountain..."
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