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Be Careful What You Wear in Public


Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working under your vehicle...especially in public.

From the Southwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Sarasota couple who drove to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the lot.

The man sent his wife in to do their shopping and he stayed to make repairs.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near their car.

As she approached, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear made his private parts glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly slipped her hand up his shorts and tucked everything safely back out of view.

On regaining her balance standing upright she looked across the hood and found herself staring directly at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic however, had to have 3 stitches in his head.