Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
*An Indian left his job and joined salesman's job in a big department stores in Canada.*
Boss :- Do you have any experience?
Indian : Yes a little too much...
On the first day, that Indian worked with full mind.
At 6 pm the Boss :- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?
Indian : Sir I sold 1
Boss : Only 1 sale ??? Usually every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???
Indian : $93,300 dollars.
Boss : *What ??*
But how did you do it?
Indian : 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rods and some fishing gear.
Then I asked him where do you go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....
Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.
When he said this boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.
And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way :- *You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook*???
Indian : "NO, SIR..." *He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache.... I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.*
Boss : Where did you work before ??? *In India*???
Indian : Yes, I was a doctor in a private hospital : *On a minor complaint of panic, we get the patients tested for pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT scan, X-ray, MRI etc*.
Boss : You sit on my chair. I am going to join a private hospital for training in India.
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Now you understand why many of them are the CEO in the west.
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