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A Lawyer, representing a Wealthy Art Collector called and said,

"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The Art Collector replied,

"I've had an awful day, Let's hear the good news first."

The Lawyer said,

"Well, I met with your Wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.
I think she could be right."


Paul replied enthusiastically,

"Well done!
My Wife is a brilliant Businesswoman !

You've just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the bad news.

"What is it ?"

The Lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you & your Secretary."