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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL SENIOR CITIZENS - MUST READ WITH PATIENCE.

*Rules for senior citizens!*
💐✍🏽💐

1. Please don't lock the
doors of washroom from
inside when you are
inside. Sit down on a
stool or chair and take
bath/ shower. Don't
stand & take a bath even
under the shower

2. Keep a hand-hold
attached to the wall near
your W C (Western
Commode) to hold while
sitting on/ getting up
from the commode.

3. Wear your trousers/
pyjamas, sitting on a
chair or bed. Don't try
wearing them standing.

4. When you get up from
bed, get on to sitting
posture and stay 30
seconds and then stand
up near the bed 30 sec
before walking for
attending to calls,
especially at nights.

5. Don't walk on *wet*
floors.

6. Avoid climbing stool/
chair/benches to repair/
clean fans, Photos and
drying cloths etc..

7. Avoid driving any vehicle
alone. Let someone
accompany you.

8. Please take medicines as
per schedule/Doctor's
advice

9. Don't compromise with
anyone, on thing which
gives/keeps you happy.

10. Please go along with
your spouse, when you
are going to BANK,
MARKET, SHOPPING
etc..

11. When you are alone at
home, please don't
entertain unknown
people, and always be
alert.

12. Always have *TWO*
main door key bunches,
one with you and the
other with your spouse.

13. Better to have a call-bell
in bedroom to call for
emergency

14. Be polite and soft -
spoken with everyone
you are with.

15. Don't think about PAST
or FUTURE. For you,
PRESENT is real &
very valuable

16. At this age, *Peace of*
*mind, Maintaining*
*good health,*
*Happiness and Healthy Relationships* are very
important.
Think over and Take care... please ......
🙏🏻❤️
40 Years Ago ::

40 years ago, children were gentle with their parents. Today parents have to be gentle with their children.
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40 years ago, everyone wanted to have children. Today many people are afraid of having children.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
40 years ago, children respected their parents.
Now parents have to respect their children.
👌👌👌👌👌👌
40 years ago, marriage was easy but divorce was difficult.
Nowadays it is difficult to get married but divorce is so easy.
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40 years ago, we got to know all the neighbours.
Now we are strangers to our neighbors.
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40 years ago, people had to eat a lot because they needed the energy to work hard.
Now we are afraid to eat fatty foods for fear of the cholesterol.
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40 years ago, villagers were flocking to the city to find jobs.
Now the town people are fleeing from the stress to find peace.
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40 years ago, everyone wanted to be fat to look happy ...
Nowadays everyone diets to look healthy.
🏋‍♂🏋‍♂🏋‍♂🏋‍♂🏋‍♂🏋‍♂
40 years ago, rich people pretended to be poor.
Now the poor are pretending to be rich.
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40 years ago, only one person worked to support the whole family.
Now all have to work to support one child.
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40 years ago, people loved to study and read books ...
now people love to update Facebook and read their whatsapp messages.
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I received this realistic message from my batch and on realizing that it's hard fact for today's life,
Forwarded to all my friends🙏🌹🙏
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