back to share another memory, this one happened in a condo. i was conducting door to door surveys related to an issue involving the surrounding estates. normally salespeople/surveyors would not be allowed into condos, but we had special permission by the condo management.
the house in particular i will talk about was rented by a british lady.
the moment i knocked on the door, very loud barking greeted me.
the door opened to a relatively tall blonde lady, but before i could appreciate the view 3 absolutely massive dogs tried to bowl me over. i still remember 1 golden retriever, 1 german shepherd, and 1 rottweiler jumping at me with their front paws. fortunately i was big enough not to topple over while the owner shouted at them. as the dogs did their best to lick me to death, the lady stepped out of the house and attempted to wrestle the dogs back in.
let me describe the lady. about 170cm, long curly blonde hair, maybe mid 30s, tanned enough to say they she sunbathed often, and fairly defined biceps. she wore a thin and oversized singlet, the kind that would normally go down to an average girl knees, but on her barely covered her thighs. it also had big holes for her neck and arm sleeves that showed a lot.
so as she bent down to pull on her dogs collars, i was immediately flashed with some very nice Bs with brown erasers. as she had her full attention on the dogs, i could quietly savour the moment. once she started dragging the german shepherd in, i had to swallow my saliva. because she was pulling the dog, she had to bend low enough to grab the collar. that meant that i had a very nice view of something yummy. lets just say that the carpet matched the drapes. i immediately went down on one knee, petting the golden retriever and rottweiler while just enjoying the view. it was a good 2 minutes of watching the owner struggle with the german shepherd and rottweiler, which sadly didnt last as the golden retriever went quietly with its owner. as i got down to business with her, i gave her some forms and pamphlets to go through. while her eyes were on the papers i noticed she was breathing hard, probably from the struggle with the 2 dogs, and savoured her pokies rising n falling. at this point, she probably knew i had been looking but didnt care. i needed her to sign some forms, and waited at the door as she did her signing.
the next part, ill leave it up to you to believe if it happened.
next to the door was a sofa and low coffee table, with a tv that faced me. she walked to the coffee table and bent over to do her signatures. the table couldnt have been higher than my knee height at most.
i swear she was wiggling her butt while signing it, and i think i saw her peeking at me through the reflection of the TV. at this point, i had my left hand with my clipboard covering my hardon, sweating, and had my right hand over my mouth so that i didnt say anything stupid or drool.
and this is where ill end my story. ill leave it to your imagination as to what happened after. all i will say is, i will never forget that fucking tease.
