A joke from the past era:
An old Chinese lady was peddling drinks and cut fruits on a trishaw by the roadside.
One day, an Ang Moh man came to her stall and asked "how much?" while pointing at some cut fruits.
The lady understood what the white guy meant but she was not able to say 40 sen in English. She only knew Hakka which literally pronounced as "see cock". So, she told him in a friendly manner, "See cock".
The Ang Moh man was shocked. Unbelievably, he asked, "See cock?"
The lady reaffirmed in a mix of Malay & Hakka "Ya, see cock"
Again the Ang Moh guy asked, "Oh? Really? You want to See cock as the price for your cut fruits?"
Not understanding a word the Ang Moh said, the lady starts to demand, "See cock!"
The white guy saw that the lady was adamant and was mumbling to himself, "jeez, what's wrong with the people here? See my cock as payment for a piece of fruit".
Meanwhile, the lady was getting impatient. She started to raise her voice and demanded, "See cock" at him.
So, he unwillingly opened his zip and lowered down his underwear to pull out his pecker to show the lady as demanded.
Upon seeing the Ang Moh flashing himself at her, the lady panicked and started screaming frantically for help in Malay, "Tolong! Tolong!"
The Ang Moh man was all confused. He said, "At first you demanded to see my cock. And now you are screaming it's too long! Gawd!!"
