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Old 02-11-2008, 09:46 PM
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Re: Kunming - China

Juz got back from a few days' of R&R in the eternal spring city of kunming.

I thot i'll share a couple of activities horny bros can do over there.

1. Dancing Hall

There are dancing halls in kunming where you can invite the large no of girls (all age groups, mostly early 20s) for a dance. The dance is done in the middle of a big hall with the lights totally out. you don't see anything. so while you dance you can rubba rubba the girls for the duration of a song (5mins). just when the lights abt to come on, you pay the girl 10Y. or you can have the girl sit with you and rubba rubba when the lights are off throughout the duration of i think 13 songs, all for 100Y.

There are a couple of these.
The best i've heard is 红联舞厅at茭苓路西园北路路口
Another is 百灵舞厅at春苑小区

Open from 3pm to 5.20pm and 9pm to 11.20pm.

2. KTV

Some bros have covered this here. The one we went to is 尊龙 KTV, near 桃园路. Girls are 200Y tip and they'll accompany you throughout the nite, and throw in a strip dance in their panties. Minimum charge is 380Y, and you can either get a dozen of beer, or 2 red wine or 1 chivas with that minimum. The waiter is 100Y. There are mummies and we didn't tip them.
I'll go to L4 for better educated girls, think they can communicate better compared to the village girls on L6. Can try both levels and see which you fancy.
A small adjoining compartment or room in the KTV rooms where you can invite the girls to tongue, finger, rubba, fj. Additional tip of 100Y would suffice.

3. Massage Shops

This is just a front for whorehouse. There are a number of them along 丹霞路. Go in and ask for a massage, cost is 35Y. You'll be asked to pick a girl, from abt 4-5. Then led into this small cubicle, brightly lit though, and the girl will do bedek massage on you. If you get enough of it, ask for special, price shd be 100Y for fj. These operate from 11am.

4. FL

You'll also encounter FLs along 鱼翅街. As you walk past them, you'll be asked 要吗? Then you'll be led to a dark alley to choose your girl, so dark that you can't see whether old hag or SYT. They'll offer you 80Y but I believe can be bargained down to 50Y.

5. Spa

Bros have covered these. Didn't try any during this trip. Previously trip was offered a hj plus spa facilities at 168Y. Believe you can get a fj from 300Y no prob.

6. Night entertainment

Go to this pub. 太阳雨 at 西坝路 next to 海航酒店. You'll enjoy clean fun there with warm company from the hostesses.
Ask for 敏姐 and tell her you're from Singapore. She always entertain golfers from SIN.
Or go to the latest disco at 昆都 - 苏河, Suzhou has it, and it has come down to KMG. Or enjoy yourself at TOP ONE. Can try ONS there.

So based on my experience. Your day itinerary can be as such:
9am - 3pm : Sightseeing and shopping
3pm - 5.30pm : Dancing hall
5.30pm - 6.30pm : fj at massage shops
8pm to 12am : alternate yourself with KTV, pub, disco, dancing hall

Hope all of you can consider kunming as a place not juz for golf but for fun.

PM me if you need info