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A man went to his doctor complaining about a persistent headache in the middle of his forehead. After trying all the usual remedies, his doctor eventually sent him to a specialist. The specialist tried his range of treatments too. Nothing would get rid of this severe pain in the man's forehead.

Finally, the specialist said to the man, "Well, we've tried just about everything! There's one treatment left, but you won't like it!"
"What's that?" said the man.
"Well" said the specialist, "We know that if we remove your testicles, it's a guaranteed relief from this severe pain, but we don't know why!"

"Oh dear!" said the man. But thinking - he was over fifty, his active sex life was nearly over, it might just be worth it. "OK" said the man, "If it's guaranteed to remove this severe pain, I'll go for it. I just can't stand the pain any longer."
The man was duly castrated, and when he awoke after the operation the pain had gone!

When he left hospital, he felt so good after several months of severe pain, he thought that he'd treat himself to a new suit. He went to his tailor, and was duly measured up for the new suit.

"Which side to you dress Sir?" asked the tailor.
"Dress?" said the man.
"Yes Sir, dress", and seeing the perplexed look on the man's face, gestured to his crotch.

"Ah!" Said the man to himself. "Down the top of which leg did my testicles used to drop." Thinking, well that's all in the past now.
"Does it really matter?" he said to the tailor.

"Oh yes Sir, it's very important. If we get it wrong, when you wear the trousers, you'll suffer a very severe pain right in the middle of your forehead!"