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Originally Posted by shylook
Very interesting story  |
Happen to me recently.
It happened in one of the evening, one Xiao Loong Lui came to my table and ask : U first time here arh? I quickly reply her : Yes, How you know?
XLL : Never seen your face b4 . U very cute lah.
Me. : Me cute ? U must be joking?
XLL : I like ur type , to me your are cute.(Then she starts to auto roam me)
Me : First time , a gal said I am cute.(Beh Tahan)
Me cute? no lah. maybe becos of my artless charm lor. KEKEKE
XLL : You cum from very far arh.
Me: Like tat you also know arh. My village is very far away one. Its call the Waterfish Village.
XLL : Got such village in Malai meh.
Me : Yes ! My hometown got a lot of Waterfish one. Thats why is call Waterfish Village. We even export it to China. (Try to hold back my laughter)
XLL : Ya! Ya! I heard b4 , in China they import Waterfish from Malaysia.
Me: Wah! You very clever. like that also you know.
XLL : Starts to giggle and said ( I know a little bit lor cos I also like to drink Waterfish soup. ( I nearly burst out laughing.) Whats your name Dage?
Me : woh ? Woh ciao Lao Chen (Low Chan in Cantonese) Kekeke
XLL : Ooh! Lao Chen Ge. You want to know my name?
Me : No need ! One look at you I know your name is Tian Tian becos you look so sweet.
XLL : Wah! Ni Li hai arh. I din dell you my name you also know.
Cum follow me to my place to continue chatting ( as she try to pull me up from my chair)
Me : No! I only have RM10.00 in my pocket.
XLL : Chatting No need money one. Dun be shy lah. Cum lah.
Did I go up? Am I really a Low Chan .Your guess is as good as mine. KEKEKE