[skinskin]

it's not easy being a Dick...

i've got a head i can't think with...
an eye i can't see out of...
i have to hang around with 2 nuts all the time...
my closest neighbor is an asshole...
worst of all, my owner beats me all the time...
and my best friend is a Pussy!
and now because of Aids,
i have to wear this rubber suit and
throw up all over myself!!!

it's not easy being a Dick!!!