Hi bros and sis..
I just joined SBF a few months back while im in China working.
I got to know many gals from the chatline and even met up a few for sexual relationships, but there are 2 ladies who gave me the most memorable sexual encounter which i want to share with all of you out there.
The 1st ,i remembered was in 1999 just before my enlistment. Her name was YL.I remembered it was a Saturday night minutes before midnight and everyone was asleeped.Tossing and turning around, i had a difficult night sleeping...decided to call the chatline.
* Welcome to Fast**** the chit chat party* Connected...My intro was a very simple one and i was leaving messages for those cute voices and at the same time waiting for anyone to leave messages for me.. after 5 mins, it was getting boring as the gals who replied gave the same kind of boring replies just like my boring intro.. was thinking of hanging up as i thought there was no luck at all tonight to know any gals to talk with.. when suddenly an incoming message made me withdrew the action of putting down the phone..
* Hi there my name is YL and i find your intro very boring but somehow i feel attracted to your voice.. Just need someone to talk to as i had a lousy night so if you wanna chat with me..feel free to leave me your contact and i will definitely call you..just you..Hear from you soon..bye*
* Hi YL my name is Ben and glad to hear from you..sure why not..hope i can be your listening ear...you can call me at this number xxxxxxxx
Within 3 minutes there was an incoming call on call waiting...switched over
YL: Hi Ben, this is YL..remember?? you just gave me your number and here i am..
Me: Oh hi YL its good to hear from you... so how r u ?? whats bothering you care to share...
YL : Well im kinda tired now but hearing your voice just made me feel so comfortable but first of all do you mind giving me a self intro as i think its a basic courtesy..i shall give you mine after yours...
Me: Oh ok sure..Name is Ben, 21yrs old chinese, waiting for NS..boring nothing to do..called chatline to find ppl to talk to..(infact hoping to hook up ladies out there for fun)what bout you???
YL : Hmmm your intro so * interesting* (with a sacarstic note)... anyway im a year younger than you.. im working as a public relations officer in a hotel in orchard area so you call this line often?? have you achieved your target tonight...did anyone call you from this line so far???
Me: No actually i was going to hang up but i decided to re-tract that decision after hearing your message as i found it kinda attractive..hahaha..
YL: you mean my voice attractive?? dun think so lah...
Me: No i meant it was the message you left for me.caught my attraction.. So you wanna share what happened ??
YL : * a deep sigh* well kinda sick and tired of my job especially had a bad arguement with my supervisor who kept finding fault with my work..always picking on me, i dun understand..
Me : Hey YL where are you now... the sounds around you... you outside??
YL : ya im in a telephone booth outside Scotts road.. using phonecard to chat with you....Wandering in Orchard road since 9... bought a few cans of beers and sitting by the walk way drinking aimlessly...
Me: oh ok i see dun drink too much ok... by the way just ignore your supervisor lor.. ( what a dumb comforting word i can say to her at that moment)
YL :No Ben, you see.. just now she scolded me right in front of my guests...Made me felt so humiliated..felt like slapping that crazy bitch but i did not have the courage to do so.. i need this job.. i cannot jeopardise my rice bowl just in a moment of anger.. i need to support myself.. Here i am alone in Singapore and i just can't stand being bullied but im so helpless... sighz...
Me: Hey YL you were saying that you are alone in Singapore..how come ?? where are your family members?
YL : Dad passed away 2 years back in an accident and somehow mum got married and re-located to Australia with her new husband who had to be attached to work there for 3 yrs.. I got a granny but im not staying with her cos she is in the elderly home..i rent a room in Tanjong Katong area.. ( i cannot really remember the name of the condo which she stayed in.. was King's Mansion or something like that..)
Me: Oh im sory to hear that. so you want to continue with your story ?
YL : Hey Ben, you are so in-sensitive...here i am in orchard road alone drinking Tiger beer in a telephone booth and i thought you were going to say this to me "YL you hang on there...im coming over to meet you"... but i guess you are not a sensitive person at all...
Me: Errr..YL dun get mistaken cos i just got to know you for barely less than half an hour over the phone and secondly i need to be wary cos i had gals put me aeroplane before, therefore i was going to ask you that after we chat a while more ...
YL: Ok lah, you dun have to come lah. I just wanna go home now. but i feel hungry..Wanna meet me for supper...but on second thoughts i think i shall go back and call you cos i want to chat with you...just had a feeling you may be someone nice to talk to although you ARE super in-sensitive towards a beautiful girl like me.
Me
In my mind i was thinking...wah she so thick skinned say she beautiful girl ah..sure or not.. maybe its a good time to hatch a plan to meet up with her and if she is indeed what she claimed to be..maybe can go further ..)
Me: Well are you sure you will call me??
YL: Yah lar.. promise lah...you very lo soh lei...i say call means will call ok...im starting to enjoy chatting with you cos you sound like uncle. Ok lah got to go, my card running out of $ soon. Talk to you when i reach home ok...Bye
Me: Ok lor be sure to call ok...
YL: Ya lar uncle....
Was dozing off when the ringing of the phone startled me..
YL :Uncle..you sleep already??
Me: No im waiting for you to call..
YL : Wah serious ah.. you really waited for my call?? or you chatting with other gals from the chatline..
Me: No lah of course not..Im a man of my words ok...So you feeling better?
YL: Well of course not... drink so much..taste of beer so yucky...Its lucky you never come also as i dun want to spoil my image in front of you...
Me: hahaha talking abt image lei..what image you have lor... sound like siao char bor just now scolding me say i insensitve..
YL: YOU ARE WHAT!!! Dun be so insensitive if you happen to be my bf next time ok..
Me: Wah we have known each other for less than 24 hrs...not even 3 hours and you saying abt me being your bf....(In my mind i was looking for sex rather than a serious relationship)
Then we started to chat and talked cock for coming to 4 hours..
Me: So you wanna meet me for breakfast now...?Am i being sensitive now??
YL:Ya lar you are lah.. *KISS* for you.. but im kinda sleepy now...I tell you what... we better go sleep for a while first.. i will call you the first thing i wake up later can..then we meet in Katong for breakfast ok..
Me: Ok lor me sleepy also now...
YL : ha so you were not serious to meet me for breakfast now huh...
Me: I will be serious if you want to have it now..
YL: No lah really want to sleep nw...call you later ok dear...
Me: Promise....?
YL:Yes uncle....you sound so cute when you are lo soh...i had a nice time chatting with you and im eager to meet you later for breakfast. you are a nice guy Ben, can't wait to see you later..Lets get a good rest or else we will look like pandas later..I want to stay pretty in front of you.
Me: ok lah...see who is getting lo soh now...call me later ok....
YL: Ok good night and good morning... dream of me hor...
Me:Ok i will have a wet dream of you..
YL: you so naughty..dun want to talk to you le. bye.
Went straight into slumber after putting down the phone...
Time passed and it was 4pm.. Shit...no call from YL yet....guess its either she was still sleeping or she may not want to call me totally...Was about to leave home for work when the phone rang.. Rushed over to pick it up ..It was YL
YL: May i speak to Ben pls
Me: YA this is Ben on the line
YL:sorry had something to attend to just now so was unable to meet you for breakfast
Me: what happened
YL : No lah my granny was gettting a bit cranky at the home so i went over to visit her
Me: had your breakfast yet?hahaha
YL :Ya had brunch.without you..so sorry... shall we meet for dinner instead...
Me: Well i need to work at 6...
YL:how bout supper then?? i feel like meeting you...what time you finish work...?
Me: 11pm... so where you want to go...
YL: I will be in Orchard.. so shall we meet outside Orchard Cineleisure at 11.30pm..will it be too rush for you?? Tell you what... i will give you a call at 11.30pm to check your location...
Me: Sure ok... so see you tonight...
YL: ok see you tonight..Meanwhile you work..pls think of where you want to bring me for supper ok...
Me: what would you like to have?
YL: you decide...my task is to eat only..hahahah see you at 11.30 Orchard Cineleisure...
YL called at 11.30 sharp..
YL: Ben "Ni dao le ma"?
Me:yes im at Orchard cineleisure already...Im wearing a light blue checkerd short sleeve shirt ..What bout you...
YL : Ok im wearing a white blouse with a floral print skirt slightly above knee length.. im holding on to a medium size coke from MaCdonalds... See you shortly...
Me
k see you..(My heart was throbbing very fast)
Half n hour passed by and still no sight of her..Inside my mind was think..shit am i kenna played out... she did not have a hp at that time and i could not contact her at all...
Suddenly there was a tap on my shoulder and i turned around...
My jaws nearly dropped to the pavement of Orchard Cineleisure...
To be continued tomorrow evening.....