Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Santa took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
"Your dog is overweight," the doc said.
"You should cut back on his food a little and make sure the dog gets some exercise.
Just try playing fetch with him."
"That's impossible," Santa replied.
"I can't play fetch with my dog."
"Why not?" asked the vet.
"He can't throw", Santa said.
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