[bigbirdbird]

Things You Really Shouldn't Say During Sex



* Is it in yet?

* (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing, and you?

* Do I have to pay for this?

* You look better in the dark.

* I think that goes in the other hole...

* Hey! My mom has that same bra...

* I hope you don't expect a raise for this...

* Hurry up, the game is about to start.

* ZzZzZz

* Are you trying to be funny?

* Can I have a ride home after this?

* Are those real?

* Is that smell coming from you?

* Haven't you ever done this before?

* Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?

* You're so much like your sister....

* Your mom is really cute.

* What's your name again?

* Do I have to be here in the morning?

* A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!

* But you just started!

* Don't touch that!

* Smile for the camera, honey!

* Get your hand out of there!

* I knew you wore a padded bra!

* Cover me boys, I'm going in!

* Hold on, let me change the channel...

* Hope you don't mind I left my boots on.

* Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.

* Stop breathing...you're fogging up the wind-shield.

* Stop interrupting me!

* It's okay, honey, I can imagine that it's bigger.

* God, I wish you were a real woman.

* Why can't you ever shave your legs?

* How much do I owe you?

* How come we each have a penis?

* Just use your finger, its bigger.

* Does your family have to watch?

* We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.

* Get off me, I'll do it myself!

* Can you hold this sandwich for me?

* Watch...my mom taught me this...

* Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!

* Should I ask why you're bleeding?

* I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!

* Wanna see me take out my glass eye?

* Is it okay if I tell my friends about this?

* I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

* You wanted me to use a condom?

* Fire in the hole!

* I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.

* I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?

* Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.

* You don't sweat much for a fat chick

* Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?

* Can you take it out for a minute, I have to fart