[bigbirdbird]

I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked very distraught. I asked him what was wrong.

Bill said, "As you know, I am looking for employment.

I found an ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater, Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

I went and tried out for the part of Romeo. However, I failed my audition through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction.

My copy of the script clearly said, "Enter Juliet from the rear."