[bigbirdbird]

A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the
end she said, "'And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs.'

Eunice said to her boy friend Jeff, "I can't bend that far these days!" Jeff replied with a smile, "Well then, you'll just have to put your head between my legs."

Eunice looked wide-eyed at her boy friend, and asked, "if my head were between your legs, where could you put your head?" "My love," replied Jeff, "if you've got your head between my legs, I won't give a damn where my head is!"