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Originally Posted by sengseng
Happens in OS.Yesterday evening saw 01 Ah Pek kao looi. Oopps! Better dun call ppl Ah Pek not nice lor : Saw 01 Platinum Hair Citizen(late 60s) talking to a PRC (Early 30s).
PRC : LaoBan , you look so happy today, hanging so many flowers to the gals.
PHC: Aiyah! Me old man oredi, I cum here to be happy ma. I am a widower now. Already got grandchilddren. One leg still stand on planet earth but the other leg already step in coffin.
PRC : Dun say like that lah , you still look strong and healthy to me and handsome too.
PHC: Wah! you very clever talk talk. You wanna drink liang Shui and eat lok lok , I belanja you.
PRC : Wah! Dage you very generous and very nice to women.
The PRC then took 01 bottle liang shui and drink a little bit then feed SHC to drink liangshui. He was abit paiseh , when he saw all of us looking at him.
PRC : Since you treat me so nice, cum follow me. I gif you FOC massage.
He was smiling and pretending to be reluctant. We all starts to urge him : "Go Lah Golah , Go and enjoy yourself". So off they went cuddling together and disappear in the shadows of the night.
When he cums back from his session and PRC went to hunt for new prey.
I Gebo and ask him : Uncle, when your wife is still alive, did you treat her so nice like you treat the PRC.
PHC : Emmm! Cum to think of it no lah. KEKEKE
Then I said.: I think I know why. Kekeke
Uncle, do you remember your father's name now?
Do you think he still remembers? LOL HAHAHA
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Waa...that ah pek is classified as Platinum Hair Citizen (PHC), then I should be classified as PHD (Platinum Hair Doctor)
I think most of the PRC's love PHC ah peks as those ah peks who each could only "ENTERtain" the PRC with flexible "pneumatic hose" and not solid "hydraulic hose"
