[HCKing]

High class maid was helping REG set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. REG was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his high class maid's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his high class maid that he was keying in.......P... E... N... I... S...

His high class maid fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***