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Originally Posted by dyelook
all you sifus blowing water without pitying this big belly old uncle ah?
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Your lamb chop is back. Face looks radiant this time. She ask me got see you or not. I said NO. Then she said " Must be chasing new guniang. I just smile back and said You know him better than me.
Here is one for you.
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied,
"No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be lamb chop and sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."