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Originally posted by MoonFace
You know you stayed in Jakarta for too long! When in Singapore, you...
- You accidedntly hurt yourself and cried "Aduh!" instead of "Wah Lan!"
- You look for toilet inside the KTV room...
- next... you look for the bedroom
- You refuse to take NTUC Comfort because it's not BlueBird
- You eventually board a taxi and say "Pak! ke Jurong, lewat toll..."
- You open your wallet and found out you're no longer a Millionaire
- You call your car a 'mobil'
- You go to Mdm Wong and think every girl on the dance floor are available for $30
- worst... you go to Mdm Wong on 3pm Friday!
- You entered MW2 and ordered 1 crate of mineral water
- You ask "Who is Mdm Wong ?"
- After party, you're alert and on the look out for police on the road and a $20 notes prepared!
- Worst!... you ACTUALLY give the $20 to our police!
- You thought there's Massage Palour on 2nd, ,3rd & 4th floor of Wong San
- You find China Black too bright and not enough high table and stool
- You confirmed China Black is a GAY joint cos there's more guys than gals
- You finish your pool game and wait for someone to arrange your ball for next round
- You have 2 handphone, one for business and girlfriend only and the other for girlfriends only
- You don't go to work cos your driver is sick! (If you have a driver in Singapore)
- You go to Sogo to look for pirate CDs
- You ask to meet your friend in Grand Hyatt, Shangri-La or Mandarin instead of City Hall MRT Station
- You smoke only because it's cleaner than the air you breath in
- You try to make friends with Police and Army chief in your neighbourhood
- You want to start a Bajaj trransport company in Singapore
- You call a internet cafe a 'Warnet'
Silakan tambah lagi....
MoonFace
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- You will try to squeeze through in between cars on two lanes while driving on ECP.
- Worse, the police vehicle is just beside you and they ignore what you have just done.
- The police actually stops you and point a middle finger at you...
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