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Hi bros am a total noob and this is my first trip to bkk. My mongering is based on your wonderful advice. I wanted to write an FR about Annie at Akane (Sukhamvit) today. I had a terrible experience and wanted to warn you all about her.

She is a cute SYT one of the better lookers at Akane so I went for her for a 90 min fashion massage. Has a bangin petit body so I was v excited about the experience (esp with all the positive comments about Akane here).

It started well, she showered me, asked me if I wanted two shots - I was only too happy to say yes!!!! So far so good. She cleaned me everywhere (I mean everywhere ..). Then she asked me to lie face down and tried to massage me with some nice hot oil thing.

Not really a good messuse, but I thought she is probably better on the *special* part of the massage. How wrong was I. She got me to turn around eventually and starting sliding her naked body on top of mine. She was quite hot, so this was giving me quite a boner. Then she tried to lick my nipples. Outch - too cold, too fast, no fun. I told her to stop as it tickled.

Then she massaged my balls a little, and then licked the base of my didi. Hello bareback!! To my pleasant surprise she never reached for the condom, and tried to get me for my first shot bareback. But then tradgedy struck. She started going too fast and too hard, told her to slow down a little and she completely stopped. Tried again, again same problem (couldn't really explain what she was doing wrong cos of her lack of english). Then she tried to make me cum using her hands. But she had no sense of timing and touch. Didi was no longer big and my enthusiasm was waning rapidly.

This continued for a good 20-30 minutes and then she started saying "why u no cum" - Really really annoying and an absolute bonerkiller. Then she lie down next to me tired, with about 20-30 min still to go - WTF !! She spend this time trying to convince me in broken thailish not to tell mamasan that she couldnt make me cum.

I pretty much left grumpy and unsatisfied - should have picked a better girl but now I dont feel like going back to Akane at all - the whole good ball massage experience has been a total let down.

(on a positive note, got a pretty decent bj at lollipop 1 later in the evening - hard working cutie, who couldnt speak any english, but knew what to do and relied on her skills rather than her looks)

Looks: 7/10
Body: 7/10 petit / fit SYT
Boobs: 8/10 phenomenal nipples
BBBJ: 3/10 - simply not good enough
FJ: N/A
Language: 3/10 minimal
Massage: 4/10 she was really clueless
Overall: 0/10

RTF: What a joke. So much anticipation, 1600 baht lighter and no release. Lesson learnt never go for SYT if you expect service. (Had a superb experience the night before with a milfy 31yo fishbowl girl called Thai no. C-55 at nataree last night - FR on that later)