How to improve your chances of getting a FB ( a couple's view )

HarassingDuo · #1 21-12-2011, 08:01 AM

Hi everyone,

Looking at the numerous number of threads looking for a FB or FwB or the many other terms, we have decided to start this thread. Hopefully it does help some of you guys or maybe gals.

I, Missy HD, found my partner here in SBF through a thread I started. From the thread, I received tons of emails and PMs from the guys here. Some funny, some lame, some senseless, some really bad. Basically it was lot repeats, lots of one liners etc that really make you do a double take on it.

We mean no punk but just pointing out the mistakes the applicants did to disqualify themselves. No nicks or identity will be disclosed or pinpointed, but the mistakes will be mentioned.

We hope to receive a few feedbacks like approvals before proceeding. If the feedback is negative. We will just zip and abandon the idea.

As we are still in moderation. update will be slow, inconvenience is regretted.

Missy HD

I.m.Jim · #2 21-12-2011, 08:40 AM

This is fresh ! Thumbs up ! I support this .

sammyboyfor · #3 21-12-2011, 08:59 AM

Applying for the position of "Fuck Buddy" is no different from applying for the position of "Manager".

Your resume has to impress and stand out above the rest. It has to exude confidence while not being obnoxious and it has to project the personality of the person behind the keyboard so potential FBs can "size you up" and decide whether you're a creep or someone who's fun to be with.

Men shouldn't need a woman to tell them what is blatantly obvious. It's straightforward common sense.

The number of pathetic one liners I came across on a daily basis is simply amazing. Many can't string a 10 word one liner together without making 8 spelling errors and breaking all the rules of grammar in one go.The fact that they still manage to come across as lecherous creeps despite the lack of detail pretty much puts the nail in the coffin.

It's no wonder they can't get laid.

maxferes · #4 21-12-2011, 09:30 AM

oooo...
i guess its going to specific for FB-fishing in sammyboy?

goodpartner · #5 21-12-2011, 09:38 AM

This one must camp!
Look who's giving tips too...

TS, suppport!
I think it's the flow of it (messages) that's crucial to first get ur attention, then make u curious, and the follow ups... Pretty sure it's not just a one-shot thingy. So post some templates as ten-year-series, removing sensitive info. Thanks!

Sen5eS · #6 21-12-2011, 09:39 AM

like the boss said ... it could be applicable for all applications

Keep it coming Mr & Ms HD ...

HunterJ · #7 21-12-2011, 10:16 AM

Interesting thread !! Waiting to hear more !! Hope to give some feedback soon..

bratwurst_dick · #8 21-12-2011, 10:39 AM

Really looking forward to learning more tips!! thanks in advance

owl888 · #9 21-12-2011, 10:47 AM

Miss HD, got good examples to demo......the good ones obviously?

alan0338 · #10 21-12-2011, 11:02 AM

camping here

smartke · #11 21-12-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyboyfor

Applying for the position of "Fuck Buddy" is no different from applying for the position of "Manager".

Your resume has to impress and stand out above the rest. It has to exude confidence while not being obnoxious and it has to project the personality of the person behind the keyboard so potential FBs can "size you up" and decide whether you're a creep or someone who's fun to be with.

Men shouldn't need a woman to tell them what is blatantly obvious. It's straightforward common sense.

The number of pathetic one liners I came across on a daily basis is simply amazing. Many can't string a 10 word one liner together without making 8 spelling errors and breaking all the rules of grammar in one go.The fact that they still manage to come across as lecherous creeps despite the lack of detail pretty much puts the nail in the coffin.

It's no wonder they can't get laid.

cant agree anything less...

anyway, not only pathetic 1 liner wif many spelling errors, worse, they open a new thread everyday or every other day!

actually, i was gonna start a new thread for my FB application, but boss already 'pua kang tao' liao... lolx...

anyway, camp here to learn frm others~

Sen5eS · #12 21-12-2011, 11:42 AM

Smarkte bro ... sometimes words are overrated ... maybe simplicity is key ?

Good luck on your thread ! It's not picha lobang if the ladies think you've got a good lobang

sammyboyfor · #13 21-12-2011, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sen5eS

Smarkte bro ... sometimes words are overrated ... maybe simplicity is key ?

Good luck on your thread ! It's not picha lobang if the ladies think you've got a good lobang

Words don't have to be bombastic and there is no need to write an essay. Simplicity is fine as long the message is clear, concise and conveys the correct vibes.

Sen5eS · #14 21-12-2011, 01:05 PM

keke Boss ... this vibes thing is rather tricky ... Care to share more tips ?

Tualampa · #15 21-12-2011, 01:34 PM

Nice. Supporting this thread!