Wanted: Female Company

[helloworld11]

Title says it.

No beating about the bush. My social life sucks. Yep. No other way to put it. My social circle's so fucked up i need put an anonymous ad up for female company.

I want more money, i want more love, i want more sex and i want more did i just say money?

but hell. above all else i want more FEMALE COMPANY. heck. even sex is secondary. sure i could use more sex but damn, DAMN my social life is such a train wreck~

No Shit. That's gotta change. This guy's gonna up his social game starting from the time this thread goes up. So ladies here's a chance to invest your feminine touch on this guy.

What you will be investing in:
- m/20s
- average height
- slim fit built
- manhood: is it necessary? big enough

return on investment:
- a new friend
- male(straight) companion
- activity/dining/dancing/singing/conversation/bitching partner
- stress reliever
- fun enhancer
- no strings attached
- sex is not considered a guaranteed ROI (subject to macro and micro economics of the formed relationship)

what you will NOT be getting on your investment:
- marriage
- disease
- boy-girl-relationship
- loss of bf (if any)
- loss of marriage (if any)
- loss of money (if any)

To be eligible you need to be:
- above 21
- female
- slim not above 55 - 2 kg (minus 2 in case you lie)
- open minded

How to apply:
pm TS, email to [email protected], reply to this thread
*terms and conditions apply

P.S. thanks for reading. hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed composing it. CHeers

[Awaken]

Hi TS, yes ur thread brings a smile to one's face good luck in your search!!

[fazer6s]

BYS stand a chance then

[helloworld11]

I did mention must be female no?

[BPITA]

Originally Posted by helloworld11

- slim not above 55 - 2 kg (minus 2 in case you lie)

IMHO , if you rate people , people will rate you too ! You promise a lot in your post . so if you lie ? minus how many marks ?

[helloworld11]

Hi TS, yes ur thread brings a smile to one's face good luck in your search!!

Thanks. It was indeed pretty fun composing this

IMHO , if you rate people , people will rate you too ! You promise a lot in your post . so if you lie ? minus how many marks ?

err i was just feeling creative hence this way of expressing my intention. i dont think its suppose to be a contract?

I think BYS is best for you. BYS have a feminine touch, looks good in mascara and very good in earning $ also.

haha yea as long as female bi i dont mind

You are Boring

aiya if my life so happening i still need to make this post meh? i already say my objective is to up my social life what. what to do? must start somewhere right?

You have no $$$$$

who don't want more $$... must have no $$ then can want more $$?

anyways thanks for the responses.

[Sunline]

TS, i think u settle the $ problem, the rests may settle itself....u drive around in a nice ferrari, some girls might give u a chance n have dinner with u to get to know u better...

[fazer6s]

Originally Posted by helloworld11

haha yea as long as female bi i dont mind

Btw u put her saree finish u aleady ejaculate

[KY27]

How's it going bro?

[HoneyBeeBees]

Hi, support your thread. Thumbs up. Bump up too.

[helloworld11]

Originally Posted by KY27

How's it going bro?

how's it going ah? got 1 fraud come and pm me today hahaha. goes by the name of Carol Shen something like that. lucky i smart so some research and found out from one of the threads in adult discussion section.
Anyways gentle reminders to other bros if you meet someone call Carol with email adakozue don't believe!

Originally Posted by HoneyBeeBees

Hi, support your thread. Thumbs up. Bump up too.

ooo new supporter. tyty. Hi -5!

[KY27]

Originally Posted by helloworld11

how's it going ah? got 1 fraud come and pm me today hahaha. goes by the name of Carol Shen something like that. lucky i smart so some research and found out from one of the threads in adult discussion section.
Anyways gentle reminders to other bros if you meet someone call Carol with email adakozue don't believe!


ooo new supporter. tyty. Hi -5!

haha yeah I kena also. Was v curious how "she" looks like actually, but nv got the chance :P