Hi Ladies, How about going on a date?

[Reoxy]

So very envious of all your meet-ups..Married men like me can only squat and drool at a corner..

Hope to read more developments in this thread. It better be juicy!!

[Docky]

Originally Posted by orchideous

wa lau everybody angel except me la :'(

You're the flower la.. the atas type of flower.

Originally Posted by Fantasysez

Hmm ... Now I'm wondering if our nice & caring guys are the same???

Hahaha.. never try never know..

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

she has the elder wand in her hand, and she has the cloak of death, which my brother Death was searching for. What do you think?

4HM, I think need to watch part 2 last ep of harry porter to know.. lol..

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

do you want the sands of time? then you can come out n play too

Maybe just declare married but available can liaoz?
but then he's a good man la. better dun destroy the family lol ...

[Docky]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

So very envious of all your meet-ups..Married men like me can only squat and drool at a corner..

Hope to read more developments in this thread. It better be juicy!!

While married man are like u squating and drooling in a corner...
I might be dating a married women soon.. lol.. maybe la. still chatting up in msn and txt msges.

[blohsg]

Docky : not advisable ... i'm not kidding

[Docky]

Originally Posted by blohsg

Docky : not advisable ... i'm not kidding

just maybe la its only a date, nothing else, .. lol..just tempting bro Reoxy only..

thanks for the advise thou..

[blohsg]

Docky : why havn't you asked your Orchid gal out on a 2nd date ?

Maybe This time you bring her to buy something of your choice ?

[Docky]

Originally Posted by blohsg

Docky : why havn't you asked your Orchid gal out on a 2nd date ?

Maybe This time you bring her to buy something of your choice ?

Maybe soon. she did say we'll hang out again. but i think she's busy. haha.

ain't u interested in dating someone too?
Y don't u post a thread as well? maybe for BDSM ?

[Reoxy]

To FHM: I do not get what you mean by do I want the sands of time. So deep. I totally cannot catch this breast. I mean ball.

To Dorky: No need to tempt me. There is a reason why some married men like me squat and drool in a corner for such things most of the time. Not that we don't have the chance, just that we don't take chances..Get what I mean? haha..

小心驶得万年船..安全第一!

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

paiseh bro. sands of time is from the movie prince of persia. the sand enable the person to go back in time from 1 min to about 2hrs. So I was just saying if you had the sand of time, then everytime you come out and play finish, you use the sand of time to go back to the time when u didn't play, so bec it didn't happen, you don't need to feel guilty. paiseh paiseh

Chicken Wing... So deep, So deep...like a worm-hole pussy.

I shall elaborate further: SOME married men like me do not come out to actively search for FBs not because we feel guilty but because we are extremely careful to the extent that occasionally, under certain circumstances, such carefulness will evolve into a drastic shrinkage of the balls medically termed as "Hum Ji". However, such shrinkage will normalize when the threat is over. During such occurrences however, the horniess does not subside due to the shrinkage of the balls so it will result in the symptons which i have indicated which is "to sit and drool in a corner".

Married men like me like to keep our FBs a "bring-it-to-my-grave" kind of secret, which, if ever uncovered, would most likely be by archeologist hundreds of years from when it ever happened.

We stand by the never-dying principle of 小心使得万年船

[blohsg]

ReOxy : You are my Master ... I lub you !!

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by blohsg

ReOxy : You are my Master ... I lub you !!

To Blohsg:

A) If you are a male, pls brudder-lub me only. Pls...Pls

B) If you are a female, pls make-lub to me only. Pls...Pls

C) If you are a she-male, pls make-lub to another and invite me to see only. Pls...Unless the other is a chio-bu then I may join in but pls do not poke my backside/ mouth when I am poking her...Pls

Since you call me Master, I shall impart some of my learnings to you:

1. It is not difficult to find a FB. It is difficult to find a compatible FB. It is VERY difficult to find a safe & compatible FB. By safe I do not mean disease-free because these are associated risks with multiple sexual partners which can only be mitigated by your own judgement but in the sense that both of you can keep things under wraps and not expose each other to unwanted attention.

2. A safe & compatible FB should have the following characteristics: Be of legal age (very important), not a drug addict (very important), be of sound mind (quite important), enjoy sex (very important), willing to give a blow-job (extremely important), does not expect any emotional commitment (Most important).

3. You should also fulfill the above-mentioned points.

The marital status of the FB is inconsequential except under the following circumstances with the following consequences:

1. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a gangster chief. (Life-threathening situation)
2. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to good friend. (Reputation-threathening situation)
3. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to your boss. (Job-threathening situation)
4. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a colleague. (Reputation/Job -threathening situation)

I have exhausted my 元气 by imparting the above-mentioned 心法 to you. I must rest now. We shall continue after I have recovered by drinking the lub-juice of 18 yr-old virgins. The chance of this happening is a million years..Happy waiting

[blohsg]

ReOXY : Pearls of Wisdom combined with Common Sense - Shall commit the above to memory and inscribe in heart.

hmmm ... good luck with the lub juice drinking ...

Option C : You're really the Master by making the best of what you have!

[Docky]

I'm hoping for more PMs~

[yohooo]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

1. It is not difficult to find a FB. It is difficult to find a compatible FB. It is VERY difficult to find a safe & compatible FB. By safe I do not mean disease-free because these are associated risks with multiple sexual partners which can only be mitigated by your own judgement but in the sense that both of you can keep things under wraps and not expose each other to unwanted attention.

2. A safe & compatible FB should have the following characteristics: Be of legal age (very important), not a drug addict (very important), be of sound mind (quite important), enjoy sex (very important), willing to give a blow-job (extremely important), does not expect any emotional commitment (Most important).

1. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a gangster chief. (Life-threathening situation)
2. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to good friend. (Reputation-threathening situation)
3. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to your boss. (Job-threathening situation)
4. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a colleague. (Reputation/Job -threathening situation)

hahaha bro, point 1 not so important to single man like me... but extremely important to married man like u! of course 2 and 3 applies to all...

[HiddenAngel]

Originally Posted by Docky

I'm hoping for more PMs~

HiddenAngel is back with her presence in hope that Docky get more dates