Hi Ladies, How about going on a date?

[blohsg]

Working ... clearing mails ... well ... trying to work just feeling apathetic ... yourself ?

[HiddenAngel]

[QUOTE=Reoxy;5907232]Most of the time 我自己去

I like to go to hotels and make love to myself because:

1. I will not ask for any money from me.
2. I will not ask for any commitment from me.
3. I will not stalk myself if I do not return any of my calls after having sex with myself.
4. I trust that I am clean so I can don't wear a condom when I am doing it with myself.
5. I know I will give myself good service.
6. I will not rush myself or be angry if I do not cuddle myself after sex.
7. I can have as many shots as I can, if I can, when I can, where I can.
8. Most importantly, I can achieve orgasm together with myself. All the Time.[/QUOTE
Hahaha... How to read your post n laugh n work at the same time?

[blohsg]

humour always gets the ladies

Try not to LOL too openly ... your colleagues would wonder why ...

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Most of the time 我自己去

I like to go to hotels and make love to myself because:

1. I will not ask for any money from me.

You are amazing! Great minds think alike I suppose. I tried to do exactly what you typed too but I failed. Will love to get advice from you on your battleplan.

1 fine day, I was feeling horny when I was around Lavendar. Well, we can't be sure of the service quality that FLs provide right? So I decided to check into Violet 81 to 我自己去. Entered the hotel and saw the fat lady (u know lar) alone behind the counter.

Me: Hi, I want a room for 2 hours.
She: Need 2 IC.
Me (stumped): Huh? 2 IC? I am alone. No one else will be joining me.
She: Ya right. Government new law. Open room need 2 ic.
Me: But I just want to get a room to masterbate leh.
She: No cannot, against the rules.
Me: H81 rules say I cannot masterbate??
She: FUCK YOU lah!
ME: Yes, exactly! That's what I want to do. Fuck myself.
She (frustrated): Need 2 IC to get a room.
Me: I need 2 IC to masterbate?
She: Yes, government new law...
Me: Ok, I understand. Can you help me?
She: Huh?
Me: Can I use your IC as the 2nd IC? You got CCTV. Very easy to check that no one else enters my room.
She: Fuck you lah!
Me: No need. I prefer skinny girls. I can DIY.
She: No cannot, against company rules.
Me: H81 say I cannot choose skinny girls over fat girls is it?
She: One more time you ask question, I blacklist you from our company system.
Me: Ok ok... I go away.

I guess our FL experiences has changed over time. Last time, we pay for room, pay for FL for fuck. Now Reoxy pay for room, fuck himself and save the FL money. I accidentally discovered the 3rd option. I kenna 'fucked' by a girl and saved even the room fee. Can you kindly tell me which hotel you went? Convenient for next time.

As I was leaving, a question popped into my head. As you recalled, she said she will blacklist me if I ask 1 more question. I can't resist my own curiosity so I turned back and look at her from far.

Me: Excuse me, can I ask something?
She: I told you already. 1 more question and I will blacklist you from our database.
Me: Ok but how are you going to blacklist me from that database when I haven't even given you my IC?

[blohsg]

Xgenre : That's some funny stuff ! You literally got "f^&Ked" & purposely went back for more :P

ReOxy : so how did you bypass the 2 IC rulez? damn sleepy ... need a room to crash :P

[maninsinsha]

Originally Posted by reoxy

most of the time 我自己去:d

i like to go to hotels and make love to myself because:

孟子说: 天降大任于是人也, 必先苦其心志, 劳其筋骨, 饿其体肤...
其实有没有去到并不是最重要, 比结果更重要的是"过程"...

[Docky]

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

Where is Docky?

haha... i'm still here? Come on ladies, I need a date~

[Reoxy]

Hahaha... How to read your post n laugh n work at the same time?[/QUOTE]

Dear Honey Bunny,

Laughing is a good exercise of maintaining one's youth.

Laughing at work is a sign that you are enjoying your work.

I am glad to have contributed to making all your lives a little bit rosy.

This will contribute to my Karma which may allow me to be reincarnated as a filthy rich, good-looking, well-built, sexually flexible, powerful & long-lasting hermaphrodite which I have always hoped for.

Lastly Honey Bunny, I must be consistent so here it goes:

So要去吗？

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by blohsg

humour always gets the ladies

Try not to LOL too openly ... your colleagues would wonder why ...

Bro Blohsg,

To your question, my SBF log on timing is as indicated in my signature so no surprises there. *Actually today I late abit, sorry sorry*

To your comments, my humour is a natural evolution due to the biblical mandatory requirements of the heterosexual mating game which are in the following order:

1. You are rich or you better be;

2. Handsome or you better be;

3. Well-Built/ Endowed or you better be;

4. Smart/ Talented or you better be;

5. Funny/ Humourous

Your comment is not exactly a compliment as you had hoped (I also hope that you hoped) it to be because it actually reminds me of my primitive evolutionary achievements.

I shall now have to sulk in total and complete darkness and lament on my failures and put a bomoh curse on those that have denied me my mating rights.

讨厌

[Docky]

u did't end with this:

So要去吗？

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

You are amazing! Great minds think alike I suppose. I tried to do exactly what you typed too but I failed. Will love to get advice from you on your battleplan.

Bro Xgenre,

I only come in talk cock only. What battleplan? Alamak...Don't stress me sia...

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

孟子说: 天降大任于是人也, 必先苦其心志, 劳其筋骨, 饿其体肤...
其实有没有去到并不是最重要, 比结果更重要的是"过程"...

我不相信孟子因为他没有girlfriend的.

我其实要的是那个“结果”不然那个“过程”会很“不爽”.

何为手淫？此乃因其淫欲而无处使其淫威而需以其手代其淫行以达其淫境

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by Docky

haha... i'm still here? Come on ladies, I need a date~

I am sorry.

I will start a thread elsewhere titled "Talking Cock with Reoxy" in the Adults Sex Discussion.

Once again, I apologize.

I wish you good luck in your quest!

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

I only come in talk cock only. What battleplan? Alamak...Don't stress me sia...

don't stress, don't stress. Just talking cock too also. Obvious right?

[maninsinsha]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

我不相信孟子因为他没有girlfriend的.

Good one...