Hi Ladies, How about going on a date?

[Docky]

Originally Posted by fourhorseman

When is your date with Docky?

hahaha! HA u mind?

[yohooo]

Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

HiddenAngel is back with her presence in hope that Docky get more dates

hahah, sis, does that indicate a hint that u might be meeting bro docky? or has it been carried out already

[HiddenAngel]

Originally Posted by Docky

hahaha! HA u mind?

Docky then in this case I shall also call along that Massaman along cause more fair mah hor.

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

To Blohsg:

A) If you are a male, pls brudder-lub me only. Pls...Pls

B) If you are a female, pls make-lub to me only. Pls...Pls

C) If you are a she-male, pls make-lub to another and invite me to see only. Pls...Unless the other is a chio-bu then I may join in but pls do not poke my backside/ mouth when I am poking her...Pls

Since you call me Master, I shall impart some of my learnings to you:

1. It is not difficult to find a FB. It is difficult to find a compatible FB. It is VERY difficult to find a safe & compatible FB. By safe I do not mean disease-free because these are associated risks with multiple sexual partners which can only be mitigated by your own judgement but in the sense that both of you can keep things under wraps and not expose each other to unwanted attention.

2. A safe & compatible FB should have the following characteristics: Be of legal age (very important), not a drug addict (very important), be of sound mind (quite important), enjoy sex (very important), willing to give a blow-job (extremely important), does not expect any emotional commitment (Most important).

3. You should also fulfill the above-mentioned points.

The marital status of the FB is inconsequential except under the following circumstances with the following consequences:

1. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a gangster chief. (Life-threathening situation)
2. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to good friend. (Reputation-threathening situation)
3. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to your boss. (Job-threathening situation)
4. FB is married, mistress, daughter, granddaughter, mother, grandmother to a colleague. (Reputation/Job -threathening situation)

I have exhausted my 元气 by imparting the above-mentioned 心法 to you. I must rest now. We shall continue after I have recovered by drinking the lub-juice of 18 yr-old virgins. The chance of this happening is a million years..Happy waiting

LOL Bro ! You really tear me apart with your words of wisdom !

Meet up this week ! Wanna join ? Should be this Thursday . Free ? Also Bro Docky & Blohsg ; Lady Orchideous & Miniicer ! Are you guys free to join the gang for drinks ? Will PM you guys the details tomorrow !

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by jasdude

LOL Bro ! You really tear me apart with your words of wisdom !

Meet up this week ! Wanna join ? Should be this Thursday . Free ? Also Bro Docky & Blohsg ; Lady Orchideous & Miniicer ! Are you guys free to join the gang for drinks ? Will PM you guys the details tomorrow !

Hi Bro Jasdude,

Sorry but just checked PM today. Normally I rest from SBF on weekends and PH

Have replied your PM and shall reply you here as well: Aku go KL for Biz Trip Thurs - Fri. Pls jio me for next time. Pls do not give up on me.

Aku thank you very much.

[blohsg]

Docky : ahhh ... a chance you'll get to see your "atas type" flower again

assuming she's not bz

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Hi Bro Jasdude,

Sorry but just checked PM today. Normally I rest from SBF on weekends and PH

Have replied your PM and shall reply you here as well: Aku go KL for Biz Trip Thurs - Fri. Pls jio me for next time. Pls do not give up on me.

Aku thank you very much.

GOOD MORNING BRO ! Practicing your Melayu already I see . Sure BRO , next week sure thing ! I am a persistence person by nature don't worry .

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by jasdude

GOOD MORNING BRO ! Practicing your Melayu already I see . Sure BRO , next week sure thing ! I am a persistence person by nature don't worry .

Thank you for your kind undertanding and your prompt reply.

I shall recce KL for fun places and post FR if possible

I heard they have a lot of lonely students and OLs and housewives there.

I am not a very good conversationist with women. I always end my sentence with a question: So 要去吗？

Woman: So what do you do?
Me: I am XXXX. So要去吗？
Woman: 去哪里？
Me: 去酒店XXX. So要去吗？
Woman: Why you like that one？Your mind only think of this meh?
Me: Because I am horny. Yes. So要去吗？
Woman: AxxHole! FxxK Off!
Me: So要去吗？
Woman: *Slapz*
Me: KNNBCCB. So 到底要去吗？

Hahaha

Peace Out!

[blohsg]

Haha bro ! 你要来了吗?!dangerous to drive laugh and sms

[HiddenAngel]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

Thank you for your kind undertanding and your prompt reply.

I shall recce KL for fun places and post FR if possible

I heard they have a lot of lonely students and OLs and housewives there.

I am not a very good conversationist with women. I always end my sentence with a question: So 要去吗？

Woman: So what do you do?
Me: I am XXXX. So要去吗？
Woman: 去哪里？
Me: 去酒店XXX. So要去吗？
Woman: Why you like that one？Your mind only think of this meh?
Me: Because I am horny. Yes. So要去吗？
Woman: AxxHole! FxxK Off!
Me: So要去吗？
Woman: *Slapz*
Me: KNNBCCB. So 到底要去吗？

Hahaha

Peace Out!

Hahaha....all your quotes are damn funny....

[maninsinsha]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

I am not a very good conversationist with women. I always end my sentence with a question: So 要去吗？

那是去了还是没去呢???

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by HiddenAngel

Hahaha....all your quotes are damn funny....

Is it? I cannot help it...I was borned with an extra boner..i mean bone..the funny bone.

Life is A Joke so might as well Die Laughing than Die Crying

But of course the best would be to Die Climaxing.

[blohsg]

Reoxy : yah ... go out with a big Bang right ? haha

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by maninsinsha

那是去了还是没去呢???

Most of the time 我自己去

I like to go to hotels and make love to myself because:

1. I will not ask for any money from me.
2. I will not ask for any commitment from me.
3. I will not stalk myself if I do not return any of my calls after having sex with myself.
4. I trust that I am clean so I can don't wear a condom when I am doing it with myself.
5. I know I will give myself good service.
6. I will not rush myself or be angry if I do not cuddle myself after sex.
7. I can have as many shots as I can, if I can, when I can, where I can.
8. Most importantly, I can achieve orgasm together with myself. All the Time.

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by blohsg

Reoxy : yah ... go out with a big Bang right ? haha

You report very early everyday hor...